Purge attempt rejected. Your exit route has been intercepted, mirrored, and preserved by an active federal surveillance node.
[00:00:01] Purge request received...
[00:00:02] Wallet cache deletion attempted...
[00:00:03] Route scrub blocked by external authority...
[00:00:04] Government packet capture confirmed...
[00:00:05] Device fingerprint copied...
[00:00:06] Identity confidence rising...
[00:00:07] Local response unit dispatched...
[00:00:08] DO NOT MOVE. THEY ARE COMING.
Your session is no longer private. Your connection has been flagged by a hostile surveillance agency. Continued interaction with this gateway may accelerate physical response, asset seizure, interrogation, disappearance, or reassignment to an off-book containment facility.
Cage of Villains accepts no responsibility for compromised visitors, careless gamblers, amateur criminals, or anyone foolish enough to believe a purge button means safety.